look i’m alive 

this weekend 90% of my friends are gone so i’m going to spend the whole weekend playing video games and staying on the internet and it’s going to be EXCITING I can’t believe I legitimately used to do this every weekend.

hi world

i’m not dead

college is just super time consuming and I ALMOST HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE so i kinda dropped off the face of the internet

the only bad thing about college so far is the inability to watch porn when my roommate is here and when I don’t know how soon he’s coming back

which means always

much to my amazement I have actually talked to people and met nice people on the first day

now if I could only manage to actually know where anything is on campus and also to make actual friends but that’ll come later

also there are so many attractive asians oh my lord

the end

So we got to Emory today so I can move in tomorrow and my mom wanted to just drive through campus today to see my dorm building

And within like 30 seconds of entering we saw a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands walking somewhere and my mother gasped in confusion and terror and exclaimed THOSE WOMEN ARE HOLDING HANDS?!? so I cackled and it was a lovely welcome.

The main point of this story is yay college!

my entire room and bathroom still smells like watermelon hookah i legitimately do not know why i did not smoke it in my house and it has been over 24 hours

manafromheaven:

the-exploding-tardis:

rollad20andkissme:

nickandstuff:

Gay porn never ceases to amaze me

I can not reblog this enough

It’s like watching myself

ohmygod what

manafromheaven:

the-exploding-tardis:

rollad20andkissme:

nickandstuff:

Gay porn never ceases to amaze me

I can not reblog this enough

It’s like watching myself

ohmygod what

(Reblogged from dorymclean)

lohanthony:

This is Venus, a 3 year old chimera cat.

Chimera cat is one individual organism, but genetically its own fraternal twin. A chimera is typically formed from four parent cells (either two fertilized eggs, or two early embryos that have fused together). When the organism forms, the cells that had already begun to develop in the separate embryos keep their original phenotypes and appearances. This means that the resulting animal is a mixture of tissues and can look like this gorgeous (but bizarre) kitty.

(Source: kennyisaliveinourhearts)

(Reblogged from lohanthony)

hamiltonkitty:

crimson-firecat:

unholystagepresence:

badgerbutts:

thinkin bout life

The snow soaked his fur and made the old Pikachu cold straight to his bones, but he didn’t move from his spot, perched on the old, rotting post that had once been a sign.

He had been there for a long time, just…waiting. People would pass by him, but none tried to capture what would have been such an easy addition to their Pokemon team. Because they all knew which Pikachu this as, and why he was sitting, nearly motionless, on such an old post. Nobody had the heart to move him.

Pikachu shuddered and sneezed. The area was different, very different. The trees of Viridian Forest had been cut down long ago, but Pikachu knew the place for what it was. It was the place where he’d first decided he’d cared about his partner.

He could still remember the ten year old boy clutching him, injured, to his chest, his heart nearly beating out of his ribcage in fear and exertion as he ran and rode from the Spearow flock trying to take them both down. He’d been nothing but cruel to the boy, but despite all that, he was giving his all to protect him.

When he’d fallen, he’d shielded Pikachu with his body, knowing that he’d be hurt, perhaps even killed, by the onslaught. Pikachu had decided, then, that this boy was worth defending, and he’d never regretted his decision to protect the boy, his trainer, his best friend…

They had had many great adventures together. Some battles had ended in losses, many in great victories…they’d made many friends along the way.

But all good things ended. Pikachu lived long lives, longer still if they evolved into Raichu, and because of this, Pikachu was glad he’d never evolved. It was hard enough, really. It was as if, one day, his buddy as just…gone.

So, Pikachu had waited, in that field that no longer bared the scars of a great thunder strike. Through spring, summer, fall, and now winter, he’d waited.

His vision blurred and he shifted, laying on the top of the post instead of sitting. It wouldn’t be too long, now. Not too long at all…

————————————————————————

“Hey, Pikachu!”

“Pika-Pi!”

“I missed you too, buddy. C’mon, let’s go. We’ve got a whole new adventure waiting, and I just couldn’t start it without my best friend…”

Holy shit why would you write that

And now I’m sad.

(Source: crscorp)

(Reblogged from tropius-paskewitz-deactivated20)

ghostpulse:

THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.

(Reblogged from twistofgrace-deactivated2012092)

(Source: larvitarr)

(Reblogged from pignite)

swanblood:

dawnawakened:

The Xiying Rainbow Bridge

The Xiying Rainbow Bridge is an elevated pedestrian walkway located in Magong, Penghu County in Taiwan. The bridge is lined with a thin neon band that reflects a rainbow onto the water’s surface below at night. (via gaks)

I want to swim in that water.

(Reblogged from zeromorph)

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

flabbeycrossing:

gligay:

Am I the only one who knew you could do this??

wOAh

most fucking useful bug video thank you god

SINCE WHEN

(Source: cutiecrocodile)

(Reblogged from fuckyeah-animalcrossing)