Consider this your warning Wart Jr.
something just went a bit wrong.
(Source: nep-enut)
I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THE SUMMER BUGS WOULD BE OUT SO I WAS RUNNING AROUND AND I SCRAED AWAY ONE OF THOSE BIG MOTHS ON THE TREES AND IT MADE THE NOISE LIKE WOOSHB WOSH AND I WS SO SCARED
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
(Source: returnerofthesky)
When I was in third grade I was eating a burrito and this girl came up to me and tried to steal my burrito so naturally I was like no bitch and shoved her out of the way and yelled at her “why are you trying to steal my burrito?” and she looks at me, grabs the burrito out of my hand takes a bite and kisses me on the cheek and said “because I like you” but when she said that she spit a whole bunch of burrito and spit on me and then tried to wipe it off with the tortilla of the burrito and then the entire burrito broke open and fell on my face and then I had to try to clean it up but I knocked over my chocolate milk and in that moment I decided girls were too much effort and that is the story of how I am gay.
Of course it does, Gaston.
Of course it does.
The Legend of Zelda.
(Source: iciarcg)
they’re great dancers when they’re not trying to kill you
(Source: xfiercedeity)
I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in.
I did not get into USC.
can we talk about how much this is scaring the shit out of me
(Source: weheartnintendo)
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funkysafari:
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
