look i’m alive
look i’m alive
this weekend 90% of my friends are gone so i’m going to spend the whole weekend playing video games and staying on the internet and it’s going to be EXCITING I can’t believe I legitimately used to do this every weekend.
i’m not dead
college is just super time consuming and I ALMOST HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE so i kinda dropped off the face of the internet
the only bad thing about college so far is the inability to watch porn when my roommate is here and when I don’t know how soon he’s coming back
which means always
much to my amazement I have actually talked to people and met nice people on the first day
now if I could only manage to actually know where anything is on campus and also to make actual friends but that’ll come later
also there are so many attractive asians oh my lord
So we got to Emory today so I can move in tomorrow and my mom wanted to just drive through campus today to see my dorm building
And within like 30 seconds of entering we saw a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands walking somewhere and my mother gasped in confusion and terror and exclaimed THOSE WOMEN ARE HOLDING HANDS?!? so I cackled and it was a lovely welcome.
The main point of this story is yay college!
my entire room and bathroom still smells like watermelon hookah i legitimately do not know why i did not smoke it in my house and it has been over 24 hours
THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.